I came across this post this morning written by Luke Welling, author of 'PHP and MySQL Web Development'. The post attempts to classify the superiority of programmers by their language of choice. I beleive Luke meant this as a complete joke, but the comments section is full of incompetence. I have always found this to be a nonsensical and meaningless topic, so I do realize that I am fueling the fire of bullshit here, but I feel the need to post my own classification of programmers:
